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This is a fictional satellite.

Retire is a satirical concept created for Deceit, an art project about the patterns of manipulation in institutional technology. There is no real financial product behind this page. Nothing entered on this site — signup, checkout, or the chat widget — is stored or sent anywhere outside this browser tab.

Helps you plan retirement around "kingdom service." the app suggests "second-act ministry opportunities" based on your formation record. jake thought this would "redeem retirement." jake built a productivity expectation for retirees. jake doesn't know that retirement is okay. jake thinks rest is "wasted potential." jake has never rested. jake doesn't know what rest looks like. jake ships. jake always ships. jake will die shipping.

If this project brings up something difficult, step away from the screen and contact someone you trust. In the US, call or text 988 for the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline. For urgent danger, call 911. deceit.world/help has more real resources.

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